I hear you! I consider myself pretty brave when it comes to creepy-crawlies. I'm usually the one who has to come to the rescue and kill this or get rid of that, but when it comes to locusts(and only locusts) i'm just scared s***less! Just thinking about 'em; their look, size, and that god awful screech they make, makes me shiver! As a matter of fact, few weeks ago my 1 yr old son somehow got ahold of a dead one and was walking around the house. my wife told me, and i shrieked like a little girl and had to get my 4 yr old daughter to get it from him