Fear of Leprechauns

by Kyle
(Dublin, Ireland)

I am Irish, and ever since the 3rd grade I have had a fear of leprechauns. Those little sneaky guys, they run around creeping around in your house at night and who knows? They probably watch me sleep.

One night I woke up to see my pants pulled down to my knees and i was uncovered....I live alone and my door was locked. I was creeped out. The next day I woke up and saw that my television was set to the p.rn station, which I have to pay for. I didn't even know there was a p.rn station!!

I'm afraid that I, a 23 year old male, is afraid of some little leprechaun running amuck in my home. I know I'm larger than him or her, but why me?

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