fear of gnomes

by Alexandria

I have always been afraid of garden gnomes. I think it might have been because of a movie or something I saw when I was young. I think the bad evil lady of the story had many statues and garden gnomes in her yard and the gnomes either had cameras in the eyes or were really alive... something...

But I've always thought gnomes had shifty little beady eyes... People say they bring good luck to your garden... I say they're evil and shifty. And don't even get me started on the Travelocity Roaming Gnome... he's the most shifty of them all... (honestly... no joke... I hate gnomes...)

Anybody know what the "official" term for 'fear of garden gnomes' is?

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